Chatting with the Husband

Sometimes Husband doesn't pay attention to the conversation because he tries to read or do something at the same time. Sometimes it's just looking at something that will have him distracted.

Today, it was the uploading of some photos.

Me: Okay, bacon is grilling, pan is on the cooker. Do your magic with the omelette.

Husband: Do you want bacon in your Ferrari?

Me: I have a Ferrari?

Husband: If you did, I'd know about it.

Me: Then why do I want bacon in my Ferrari?

Husband: I don't know… so do you want bacon in your Ferrari?